Fingers crossed it's a spark plug or coil pack issue. Philsblackraven, MY2022, unfortunately seemed to have a spark plug issue that got a whole lot worse: "They pulled the codes from the car and saw that a cylinder was misfiring because of a bad spark plug. After further investigation, the failed spark plug had caused damage inside the engine, and the motor needed to be replaced."
Seems like 3 failure modes are coming up that most likely have nothing to do with one another?
- spark plugs
- lifters
- bottom end failure
It's worth noting that 4 out of the 10 reported here are the totally catastrophic bottom-end variety and 3 out of the 10 with the mildly catastrophic lifter variety