Throat Yogurt
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- V-Series Cadillac(s)?
- 2022 CT4-V Blackwing N0460548
It is a game, right? Except much like chutes and ladders, roulette, and the crypto market, it is a game of chance...not a game of skill. Or is it?
The goal is clear: allowing me the privilege of giving Cadillac ~$70k of my hard-earned money. In return, they give me a CT4-V Blackwing configured exactly the way I want it. You might think this would not be so difficult, but it is. The reason it is difficult is because Cadillac has implemented an order system that does not even remotely benefit the buyer, nor work in his/her favor. Allocations are handed out to dealerships based on previous cars sold, not based on how many current orders have been received, which really makes no sense whatsoever. What if we distributed medicine, or clothing, or goat food in that way? Here, you get 5 pairs of pants because you bought 5 pairs of pants last year. What's that? You only need 2 pairs of pants and your neighbor needs 3 pairs? Too bad. Ok, I am getting sidetracked.
Because this is a game of chance, I am making two plays in an attempt to maximise my chance of getting an allocation. First, I placed an order with a small dealership that has only received one 4BW allocation, and that was a while ago. This order has been sitting at 1100 since January. Next, I recently placed a second order with a larger dealership that has received five 4BW allocations, on average one every two months since July 2021. They even have a few 4BWs sitting in the showroom, though they are not the configuration I want.
Here is the game- which dealership will get me an allocation first? Will either one come through before the end of the 2022MY? How many more sarcastic/frustrated posts will I make in the meantime? Will GM come to their senses and start fulfilling orders sequentially? Stay tuned!
The goal is clear: allowing me the privilege of giving Cadillac ~$70k of my hard-earned money. In return, they give me a CT4-V Blackwing configured exactly the way I want it. You might think this would not be so difficult, but it is. The reason it is difficult is because Cadillac has implemented an order system that does not even remotely benefit the buyer, nor work in his/her favor. Allocations are handed out to dealerships based on previous cars sold, not based on how many current orders have been received, which really makes no sense whatsoever. What if we distributed medicine, or clothing, or goat food in that way? Here, you get 5 pairs of pants because you bought 5 pairs of pants last year. What's that? You only need 2 pairs of pants and your neighbor needs 3 pairs? Too bad. Ok, I am getting sidetracked.
Because this is a game of chance, I am making two plays in an attempt to maximise my chance of getting an allocation. First, I placed an order with a small dealership that has only received one 4BW allocation, and that was a while ago. This order has been sitting at 1100 since January. Next, I recently placed a second order with a larger dealership that has received five 4BW allocations, on average one every two months since July 2021. They even have a few 4BWs sitting in the showroom, though they are not the configuration I want.
Here is the game- which dealership will get me an allocation first? Will either one come through before the end of the 2022MY? How many more sarcastic/frustrated posts will I make in the meantime? Will GM come to their senses and start fulfilling orders sequentially? Stay tuned!