All's Well that Ends Badly
Once again, it's been a long time since I've posted here, but it's time for an update. Unfortunately, the news is not good.
Back in early July, my Wife, the Fairest Sandra the Red, came home from work saying that when she started her ATS-V sedan, "Pearl," prior to leaving work, it blew oil smoke for several seconds. She told me that and I was astonished. The next morning, I went outside to watch while she started the car and, sure enough, oil smoke. Here's some video footage I shot the following week. To see video footage of the problem,
click here.
I decided that there was no way I was going to have GM put a fourth motor in this car, so I met with the Service Manager at Bunnin Chevrolet and asked him to start the ball rolling on a buyback, or as GM terms it, a "repurchase." At one time, Bunnin was also a Cadillac dealer, but took the buyout GM offered Cadillac dealers which did not want to make the capital investment GM was requiring if it wanted to stay a Caddy dealer in the coming EV era. Nevertheless, since the warranty claims for this problem began while it was still Bunnin Chevrolet/Cadillac, we were able to get this transaction handled locally.
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The Fairest Sandra the Red with "Pearl"
It took two months, but after communication between Bunnin Chevrolet and GM, my wife and I supplying a boatload of documentation and imagery to GM, and time for the wheels to turn in the General's repurchase department, we finally received an offer for 53-large–to which we quickly agreed. That was way more than I had expected GM to give us, however, I learned that the way GM does repurchases is: the repurchase price is based on the odometer reading at the first occasion a customer brought the car to the dealer with a complaint about the problem that precipitated the buyback. Usage from that amount of miles is subtracted from the original purchase price to get the buyback amount. Yesterday morning we took the car to Bunnin Chevrolet, signed over the title and left with a check. With buybacks, GM either fixes them and sends the cars to auction or it crushes them.
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The two of us, after the buyback paperwork was signed
I felt kind of sad as I gave the key fobs to the Service Manager. Who would have thought that our experience with the first of our two ATS-Vs, which began with such enthusiasm, would become mired in warranty claims and end with the lemon-law process?
A couple of weeks ago I emailed Michael Albano, Executive Director, Cadillac Communications and offered Cadillac an opportunity to make a statement about the LF4 engine and the oil-smoke-after-cold start problem. He replied:
Moving right along, here...what's my Wife, the Fairest Sandra the Red, going to drive? We ordered one of these...
View attachment 12659...a 2023 Blazer RS.
We picked that because another Cadillac–a CT-4V/BW, for example–was out of the question. With Bunnin giving up its Cadillac franchise, there is no more local dealer support and she wanted a crossover rather than a four-door sedan.
As for our other ATS-V, the Blue, six-speed Coupe I drive? It's still running well–if you listen carefully you'll hear me knocking on my wood-top desk. It now has just over 40,000-miles and was out of warranty back in July. I've decided to make a few mods. I have a set of Forgeline wheels stacked in my office to put on it along with new TPWS sensors. I have Porterfield R4S brake pads for it. I was thinking of a set of ZZPerformance downpipes with crossover. I guess I could write a different calibration for it. I'll break-out my trusty HPTuners MPVI2, open up my Toughbook, start HTP "VCM Editor" and burn a sick cal for my "Blue BMW Buster."