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Photo caption: So, a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was this girl I knew in college who had a lotta friends on the football team…

She’s an expensive goat. Monthly subs start at $39.99. Trust me though; she’s worth every penny.

Argent Silver with the tan seats. Very happy with the darker shade of the color. I feared it being silver but it is much more pewter in person, especially with overcast day. Meltyyyyyyy sparkly goodnesssssss.

You ain’t wrong. Maintaining (proper washing and drying) is a bitch. I’ll be curious how well it does with first brush/wash and dry.

Finally, finally joining this thread:

Some tasteful nudes for the fans:

Dad? Is that you?!?!

How the fuck does @Rob get this footage of me?!?! Every time he swears to me he deletes it!!! Will post pics tomorrow! Only got to put about 10 miles on today between errands and Chrismakkuh party. Preliminary review is that it is nicer fit and finish than I anticipated from GM. It feels...

The wait is killing me…. Heading to dealer at 1pm EST. Preview footage of me on the way to get milk and diapers from Wegmans.

So far it looks intact!!!!

It is with the greatest joy and humility that I please request @Rob to remove me from the tracker of lost souls. I take home the goat tomorrow afternoon. I will provide accompanying entertainment and holiday cheer later this weekend. Good thanks and spirit to all! —Zoomie Kringle

Mood at this point in the day. Happy thanksgiving you filthy animals!